How does this look?
I feel completely justified in my opinion.
IP to ip.html test.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]IP to my_log.txt test.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]DATE_LOCAL: The current date, local time zone. Subject to the timefmt parameter to the config command.
Wednesday, 09-Jul-2025 22:13:44 EDTDATE_GMT: in Greenwich mean time.
Thursday, 10-Jul-2025 02:13:44 GMTDOCUMENT_NAME: The current filename.
ssi.htmDOCUMENT_URI: The virtual path to this document (such as /docs/tutorials/foo.shtml).
/ssi.htmQUERY_STRING_UNESCAPED: The unescaped version of any search query the client sent, with all shell-special characters escaped with \.
(none)LAST_MODIFIED: The last modification date of the current document. Subject to timefmt like the others.
Sunday, 23-Oct-2005 20:28:10 EDTREMOTE_ADDR: The IP address of the remote host making the request.
209.202.244.9REMOTE_HOST: The IP address and Host name making the request. [May not be turned on].
(none)HTTP_USER_AGENT: The browser the client is using to send the request. General format: software/version library/version.
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)REMOTE_IDENT: If the HTTP server supports RFC 931 identification, then this variable will be set to the remote user name retrieved from the server. Usage of this variable should be limited to logging only.
(none)"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle
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